Steam, Sweat, and Slave Skirts: A Benevolent Mistress Embraces Modern Cleaning

As the reigning Mistress of a Female-led estate, I won’t be burdened by domestic upkeep. Of course I delegate such drudgery to My loyal male house servants—barefoot, collared, and dressed according to the strict style code of ancient Roman subjugates. You know the look: linen slave skirts, and the clink of polished Roman slave titanium…